---that I wrote some epically stupid Puck/Mark Salling fanfic for theel_puckerone (♥ ♥ ♥ those bitches) One Sentence Comment Fic Meme. Needless to say, it's longer than one sentence. Don't read unless you are willing to part with a few brain cells.

Inspired by my beloved une_fille 's prompt, "Mark/Puck, teepee"

Jurassic Love

Title: the now-or-never kind
Rating: NC-17
Pairings/Characters: Will Schuester / Quinn Fabray
Warnings: underage, teacher/student
Word count: ~6,000
Summary: That was the summer of Quinn Fabray, the one when the heat broke records and it rained every afternoon. Will's done some stupid things, but this might just be the stupidest.
A/N: The Hot Summer ( Read more... )

Title: I don’t care what you think (as long as it’s about me)
Author: andbless_mybaby
Pairing: Finn/Puck (sort of established relationship, only not)
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: AU after “Funk”
Summary: The kissing shit is something that Puck puts up with, even if he never starts it himself. It’s one of the many unspoken rules for these situations. This keeps happening ( Read more... )

Title: the last beautiful girl in the world
Author: andbless_mybaby
Pairing: Jesse/Quinn (Puck/Quinn, Jesse/Rachel, mild Finn/Quinn)
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: through “The Power of Madonna”
Summary: “I’m Quinn Fabray,” she deadpans. “Former star cheerleader, current background-swayer for New Directions and expectant babymama of a degenerate.”
Word Count: 8,000
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Title: the places that alone I’d never find (2/2)
Author: andbless_mybaby
Pairing: Will/Emma (with some random romantic drama from the kids in the background)
Rating: R
Spoilers: Through “Sectionals” (1.13)
Summary: Emma and Will circle each other in the weeks and months surrounding his divorce. Falling in love should (theoretically) be easier than this.
Word Count: ( Read more... )

Title: the places that alone I’d never find (1/2)
Author: andbless_mybaby
Pairing: Will/Emma (with some random romantic drama from the kids in the background)
Rating: R
Spoilers: Through “Sectionals” (1.13)
Summary: Emma and Will circle each other in the weeks and months surrounding his divorce. Falling in love should (theoretically) be easier than this.
Word Count: ( Read more... )

I totally drabbled over at the gleefics Weekend Fic Meme! Well, maybe I fic'd a little, too. Is it a real fic at just over 1,000 words, or a ficlet? Whatever. These things baffle me.

In any case, here are the fruits of my labor. Most of it was inspired by / the fault of cruiscin_lan, who deserved SOMETHING for filling practically every prompt still open. That's why ( Read more... )

Title: the things we’ve handed down
Author: andbless_mybaby
Pairing: Puck/Quinn
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Quinn has her baby. It’s both a beginning and an end.
Word count: 2,400

A/N: Written for goldstar94 at the gleefics V-Day Fic Exchange. Love and kisses to my Becca, who beta'd this on the fly the night before it was due, and boosted my morale. The world will never know how much ( Read more... )

Title: some girls wander by mistake
Author: andbless_mybaby
Pairing: Santana/Tina, Artie/Tina
Rating: R
Summary: Santana has a lot to teach Tina.
Word count: 4,400

A/N: Written for the intimidatingly-talented summerstorm during the gleefics V-Day Fic Exchange. Beta read by Becca and cruiscin_lan, who will forevermore be known as B1. This was my first foray into femslash. Ever.

( “Focus,” Santana snapped. “We are on a mission here, and Corpse Bride cosplay is not on the list.” )

Title: this offer stands forever: five scenes from summer ‘09
Author: andbless_mybaby
Pairing: Puck/Quinn
Rating: R
Summary: The Quinn Fabray he knew was president of the damn Celibacy Club and a total prude, and he was pretty sure that nobody was supposed to see her thighs but Jesus, and her husband someday. Takes place pre-series.
Word count: 4,900

A/N: ( Read more... )